The only good thing about Tom Brady tearing his ACL in the Week 1 opener is the crying of all those fantasy football players.  The screams of agony of thousands of “virtual coaches” as they watch their No. 1 draft pick get sidelined for the season.  Do not feel sympathy for them; these are the same bunch of jocks who thought playing Dungeons and Dragons was queer.  Now 30 years later, when their wives won’t give up the balloon knot, they have to sit in some guy’s living room in a circle around a table and fantasize they are something they are not.  Delicious irony.

Sometimes I wish a natural disaster would occur just so people would be distracted and I could get items on eBay much cheaper.

Lauren Caitlin Upton, the Miss Teen South Carolina representative for the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, demonstrates the effectiveness of Bush’s “No Child Left Behind” policy.

Josh Hopkins - Feigning Interest

Actor and musician (he’s one threat away from being a triple threat!) Josh Hopkins sensitively explores the internal conflict experienced by a man who finds himself in the all-too-common situation of being on a date with a woman who is deeply boring yet still attractive enough to maintain his interest in having sex with her.

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