Sep 08
The only good thing about Tom Brady tearing his ACL in the Week 1 opener is the crying of all those fantasy football players. The screams of agony of thousands of “virtual coaches” as they watch their No. 1 draft pick get sidelined for the season. Do not feel sympathy for them; these are the same bunch of jocks who thought playing Dungeons and Dragons was queer. Now 30 years later, when their wives won’t give up the balloon knot, they have to sit in some guy’s living room in a circle around a table and fantasize they are something they are not. Delicious irony.
Tags: comedy, irl, rant